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I made a comically evil 80s business guy who is literally a vampire to flesh out the world.

I make him visit Geoffrey Landgraab, the games equivalent of Bill Gates if he was a land baron.

He isn't home. But his wife is

Make my business guy flirt with his wife

Geoffrey Landgraab comes home at that exact moment and gets very mad at the flirting

My business guy proceeds to mock him

Landgraab gets so mad that he dies of a rage induced heart attack.

My business guy sits in a chair facing the dead body and proceeds to repeatedly laugh at his dead body while the grim reaper harvests his soul and his wife cries.

I pirated this game but this still makes me question what I'm doing with my life.

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

My go to in the sims was always getting someone to try and seduce Bella Goth away from her wimpy beta soyboy husband.

[–] henfredemars 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hey it's the Sims 4 do you have any idea what that costs with all the expansions?

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

Why do you think I pirate that shit lol

Something like $1100USD right?

[–] FreudianCafe@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

Forgot to fuck the widow

[–] whatup@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I pirated this game but this still makes me question what I'm doing with my life.

The base game has been free for a while (because it sucks just that much compared to the previous installments lol. Sims 3 is king.)

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

Sim 3 is better. But the pirated version of 4 comes with every expansion which turns it into a good game.

Amazing that EA expects people to pay over 1000USD to get the full experience. Nuts. It's like they were BEGGING for it to be pirated.