The kind that Winnie the Pooh would plan a heist in Langly for
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Uncritical support to Winnie in his quest to steal all of America's Honey Reserves
We love our silly old bear, don't we folks?
Based on what I know of intelligence agencies the honey is a metaphor for CSAM
Government cheese
Government honey
I think it's that hot honey I keep seeing when I'm buying sauces. I really want to try it, but it's a whole bottle and I don't want to waste a purchase if it isn't any good.
Oh I've had hot honey, it's amazing. That would make sense. I didn't realize I already fell for the honeypot, shit.
Enough drugs to forget about the Matrix.
It's that honey from the plant in that one Junji Ito story
It's vegan honey.
Some speciality blend from some fancy country probably
From what I've heard the FBI does a lot of research on you first and sends the perfect type of honey they think you'll like.
It's nice to think someone puts so much thought into you like that
If it's not clover honey they're not trying hard enough. But with all the adulterated honey going around who knows?
The FBI uses hallucinogenic honey to honor the MKULTRA program. https://www.atlasobscura.com/foods/mad-honey-red-hallucinogen