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[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

holy shit. got to the site. bible costs $60!

https://godblesstheusabible.com/

Is this Bible officially endorsed by President Trump?
Yes, this is the only Bible endorsed by President Trump!

It's also the only Bible officially endorsed by Lee Greenwood. You'd be robbing yourself not buying one.

[–] Llituro@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

God Bless the USA Bible

oh neat, just even more actual heresy that will be lapped up by the craziest fundies

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It gets worse.

This Bible also features a copy of:

  • Handwritten chorus to “God Bless The USA” by Lee Greenwood

  • The US Constitution

  • The Bill of Rights

  • The Declaration of Independence

  • The Pledge of Allegiance

This is like the MCU for boomer conservatives. Someone over the age of 80 soypointed at their laptop screen when they saw this.

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is he even a real American?

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

In the name of the Coca-Cola, the Sprite, and the Dr. Pepper

[–] goose@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hell yeah the only Bible officially endorsed by both Trump and Lee Greenwood

https://rumble.com/v4kxtq0-lee-greenwood-god-bless-the-usa-bible.html

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

I don't like this one so much. How do I transfer to another build of the Matrix?

[–] micnd90@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I initially legitimately thought that Drumpf was congratulating people of South Asian background for celebrating Holi, which is also this week.

What was I thinking lol

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Apparently India is havingna time attacking musliums by assukting them with black paint on their faces and throwing holi colors at them.

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

So, uh, isn't "The Book of Mormon" already the "God Bless the USA Bible"? Oh, can we please have a copyright battle over holy writ lathe-of-heaven

[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago
[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

He just can't stop grifting.

[–] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

only a lead poisoned nation could fall for this

[–] cryptymythy@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Now I can't stop imagining a Trump crucifix

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

I googled for unironic right-wing Trump crucifixes. I only found ones at Etsy for libs.

[–] Cherufe@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

How dare you.

If his face looks like rich Corinthian leather - I can assure you it's wet rich Corinthian leather.

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

The binding on that Bible is probably as fresh as it was when it left the publishing house.