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Anon discovers his wife played the long game (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

>be me
>be reading greentext
>have secondhand existential crisis
>feelsbadman.heif

[–] RachenDrachen@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 years ago

posting greentext on lemmy with reddit spacing

Gold.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 years ago

Man, power move pulling out the Diary. YOU WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT ME, NOW GO CUT THE GRASS

[–] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I mean, she helped him reach his potential, she put the work in. As long she stayed loyal, I'd say she's the best kind of gold digger.

[–] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That there is a gold investor

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

Gold gardener, buried it and watered it until it turned into a gold tree.