People are acting like she's literally the first woman to ever exist with big boobs like we found some new species of girl and it's totally not weird at all.
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Definitely up there for one of the least normal culture war things.
God bless her though because she's laughing all the way to the bank.
God bless her though because she's ~~laughing~~ giggling all the way to the bank.
FTFY
she's the first actress in a while? maybe since what's her face the redhead on mad men
what about scarlett avenger in the capeshit universe?
uh i dunno someone in another sweeny post said she got a reduction or something. i'm not gonna investigate and hornypost about the relative merits of actress' boob sizes but between star wars and whatever marvel movie she started with I don't remember discourse.
the maoist uprising against the landlords was the largest and most comprehensive proletarian revolution in history, and led to almost totally-equal redistribution of land among the peasantry
Now it's an uprising against Sydney Sweeney I guess
the large bazonga uprising against the woke mob was the largest and most comprehensive anti-woke revolution in history, and led to the almost totally-one sided distribution of all tradwives to the sigma males
Yeah, but we don't talk enough about big his boobs were though.
This poor woman lmao
Why you gotta do it to Sydney Sweeney tho? Remove, like, Ben Shapiro or someone from my timeline 😭
Sydney Sweeney is that movie where Jack Sparrow plays a weird barber, right?
No thats Syndney Todd
my dad literally said out loud "sweeney todd" when referring to sydney sweeney last time we were talking
(he mentioned watching a romcom she starred in, said "it stars uh, sweeney todd and glen powell")
We have volcel police and then we have volcel guerilla fighters.
The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
Don't look at her.
Look at me.
Breasts are temporary.
The glory of the great proletarian revolution is forever.
I have found this 100% real pic on twitter. Sydney Sweeney is actually a maoist
that's mao zedong??????? Am I tripping
Socialism with Sweeney characteristics
Am I allowed to like Sydney Sweeney, or is it GULag?
just don't be weird about it
Is it weird to draw Sydney Sweeney driving a tank through Berlin and not stopping?
depends which way she's going
On her way to liberate France after she's done with Germany. Her amphibious tank will then decolonise everything all the way until California.
What if all mankind is affected with a psychic virus that changes Sydney Sweeney to Mao Zedong, and vice versa?
That's right, a blonde white lady led the Chinese Communist Revolution, and all heterosexual American men are drooling over the "bodacious ta-tas" (to borrow a phrase from our friend, and clearly het man, Rod Dreher) of an old Chinese guy.