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Now I play hard like my girl's nipples be
The game sour like a pickle be
Have you ever had sex with a pharaoh?
I put that pussy in a sarcophagus
"Luda, Jada and Nas // and our bullets give you a deep tissue massage // so here's a song and dance while I make these ends // you never stood half a chance like Siamese Twins."
X gon' give it to ya Fuck waiting for you to get it on your own X gon' deliver to ya Knock knock, open up the door, it's real Wit the non-stop, pop pop of stainless steel
I was raised in the city...shitty..ever since i was an iddy biddy kiddy drinking liquor out my mama's tiddy.
"England is my city"
or
"Thats an awfully hot coffee pot"
I'll rip a tree out the ground and flip it upside down 'Fore I turn over a new leaf, clown
I overheard my mother singing some song and a line about "getting more ass than a toilet seat"
I don't know what it's from but that is an immaculate lyric.
Momβs spaghetti
Swagger tighter then a yeast infection
Fly go hard like geese erection
Fashion patrol police detection
I stay tight like Chinese connection
Dr. Carter by Lil Wayne
Bear witness to the sickest shot while suckers get romantic
They ain't gonna send us campin' like they did my man Fred Hampton
Still we lampin', still clockin' dirt for our sweat
A ballot's dead, so a bullet's what I get
A thousand years they had the tools, we should be takin' 'em
Fuck the G-ride, I want the machines that are makin' 'em
βI used to drive a dinger with the dents in, now itβs pearlescent, and the bonnet got the vents in.β - (Bonnet = hood of a car)
Honey, check it out you got me mesmerized
With your black hair and fat-ass thighs
I only wish I could find someone someday who will think of such romantic things to say to me...
Maybe I am the ballot in the box / the bullet in the gun / the inner glow that lets you know to call your brother son and really that whole theme song.
Canibus has some good ones but this is my fave:
Now if a bitch sucks yo' dick, for five dollars per square inchΒ
And gets forty dollars, includin' a five dollar tipΒ
How big was the dick she just sucked?Β
(Say what?)Β
Say how big was the dick she just sucked?Β
(What?)
Like watching 1000 lemmings plummet just because the first one slipped
Real Gs move in silence like lasagna.
I like my sugar with coffee and cream.
I start to think and then I sink into the paper, like I was ink / when I'm writing I'm trapped in between the lines / I escape - when I finish the rhyme
Plead the fifth, sip wine stiffly
Patiently come up and be spiffy in a jiffy
Gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty
Swift with the nine through a fifty nine fifty
m tryin' to explain, baby the best way I can
I melt in your mouth girl, not in your hands
Amazing reference game
I smell a grape in the duck preserves
βI count lives, all on these songs
Look at the weak and cry, pray one day you'll be strong
Fighting for your rights, even when you're wrong
And hope that at least one of you sing about me when I'm goneβ
I don't fraternize with the ranking file
Ever drop a gasp for a General such as myself
That's sabotage!
"Going up to heaven on an escalator/ Cause they sent you to hell on an escalator"
Or maybe
"I look like a dick in my picture ID/ But also the pic isn't me. Hmm"