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[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 40 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Wait…they got a US passport? By claiming…they’re not a citizen?

I…somehow don’t believe it.

[–] Lemmeenym@lemm.ee 72 points 1 year ago (2 children)

They also got it in one day instead of the month and a half it really takes. And picked it up at the post office instead of receiving it in mail. And it was processed by the local post office instead of the State Department. I think you have good reason not to believe it.

[–] weariedfae@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

There is a regional passport office in Seattle where you can get a passport in one day. I think there are certain conditions like the other user said.

I drove my friend into the city to do this when their passport application got fucked up in processing and they were traveling abroad that week. My friend is from a nearby state and apparently Seattle is like the only place you can do it on the west coast or something?

[–] chunkystyles@sopuli.xyz 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

got it in one day instead of the month and a half it really takes

This is the one part, that in a vacuum, is plausible.

There is way to get a passport same day, but it's a gamble. You have to book an appointment and have a trip coming up like no longer than a week from that appointment.

I forget what it's called, but I've done it.

[–] LesserAbe@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

I did manage to get my passport expedited because my dog chewed mine up (I know) and I had a trip in a couple weeks.

[–] jmcs@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 year ago

I assume US nationals that are not US citizens can still get a passport. Dude probably just used a form not meant for him.

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago

I'll take made up post for $300 please Alex.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 36 points 1 year ago

"And then all the ~~employees~~ agents (or whatever synonyms they use) stood up and clapped"

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

One more star and you get a free sandwich!

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 1 year ago

The extra star is code for "get ready to sigh and repeat yourself a lot." It warns whoever has to deal with this dumbass to buckle up.

[–] Starkstruck@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

"not sure what any of it means" the only true thing he's said