Then everyone clapped
Confidently Incorrect
When people are way too smug about their wrong answer.
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Yeah for real, there's been another very old tweet that this seems to be based on. Might be real but reads very copied from the previous one.
Tell me you don’t talk to female academics, lol.
NASA Earth meeting
Are there also meetings on other planets?
Duh, it's NASA, they can fly to the Moon or Mars
They should do a video call instead of flying there for meetings all the time. Much more efficient and cheaper.
I mean, she's McCarty...
But I feel like this reploat has been around for a decade by now, and it's always bothered me.
Just sounds like a George Costanaza thing where she thought of this comeback but never in the moment
the hair thing could be drama for the tweet but everything else is not the first time nor the last time that happened, there are others stories like that
Don't you understand? It's not about him. To have a line as perfect as 'jerk store' and to never use it. I, I couldn't live with myself.
Human drivers of fire??
That's not how "et al" works
Someone call the police!
I am the police.
Colloquially, it is.
White guys in this thread: Hey now, this racism business is a two way street.
Everyone else: Your race is bad so we can be racist!
Ooofff
Big L right there
This once again shows how important it is to acknowledge ones own biases and to account for them.
holy shit just like digimon
Wow. If true, sick slam.
But Doctor, I Am Pagliacci