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Because of my lost Bitcoin investment I am owed more money than 23,600,000 times the GDP of earth because that's how rich it WOULD have made me. Please remedy this puny mortal courts.

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[–] buh@hexbear.net 50 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Just make him a fucked up drawing of an ape and tell him it’s worth 23.6 quintillion dollars

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago

Hey wait a minute. Why's his world of delusion so much cushier than mine? The fuck.

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

23.6 quintillion dollars

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

There's a photo of Bankman-Fried in December 2023 at one of the jails, obviously taken by another inmate. He's standing like a gamer goober between three men who could kick his ass. They're all happy and confident and glad to be there while he reminds me of a POW video. I love that his strategy is leaning into being the world's richest man in that super anonymous currency that's easily transferred and used to buy drugs. This is going to go exceptional for him and I'm not going to pizza-dance in the near future.

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

Liquidity isn't real copium

[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

a quintillion is actually just a million billion, so much more affordable than you'd think

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Recover lost funds? Why is he allowed to recover anything other than heroin out his ass?

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