cries in going bald
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Bald is also beautiful!
get the Old Hippie Special of half-bald with a magnificent ponytail
own it
I thought it was common that long haired guys are attractive or did society change on that?
Right? Anyone who lived in the 80s and 90s knew that, I thought.
I had long hair in high school in the 90s and people would laugh at me and call me Fabio. It was meant as an insult and a dunk, but looking back, there are worse things to be called.
my bald ass reading this thread
Idk dawg you seen the sysadmin ponytail?
The hair on the sides is all I got left and by God I'm gonna grow it out as long as I can. Hopping into the old hippie to wizard pipeline!
Join me in bringing back robes! They’d totally complete the wizard look.
is Andrew WK the peak male form?
I dunno who that is. So I looked him up and found this picture lmao:
Long hair is one of the few physical traits that I find universally more attractive than the alternative.
For most things, I like both ends fairly equally.
- Tall or short? I'll take either.
- Round face shape or square face shape? I'll take either.
- Thin body or thick body? I'll take either.
But for hair length, in terms of being hot, long always beats short. I'm attracted to people regardless of gender, so this preference I have applies to all genders. I don't care if you're a man, a woman, or an enby; if you have long hair, I'll love it!
That's not to say I think short hair is unattractive, but long hair is totally superior when it comes to my physical attraction preferences.
The only other appearance trait that I have a strong preference for is that I also love "alternative" looks with tattoos, piercings, and dyed hair, but for the most part, my preferences for physical appearance are not leaning one way or the other too strongly.
Also, yes. This does mean that I drool every time I see Justin Whang.
I grew out my hair when covid hit and have no intention of going back
It’s awesome isn’t it? I do a weird thing where I grow it out for a year or two and then switch to shaved sides Ivy until I yearn for the locks again. I really should just stick with it.
It sucks because I have very curly hair that just doesn’t let it happen. The end result is that I try to grow it out and end up liking like a dyed Chia pet
Long curly hair is 
You just gotta get to shoulder length first
Curly hair is rad tho
I guess that's why the broccoli haircut is popular among younger gen z and older gen alpha
You just naturally achieve what so many glam rock musicians had to go to great lengths to cultivate.
god i want long hair; i think it would look good on me, but i absolutely hate the feel of hair on my ears and neck. Its also gets soooo itchy
you get used to it but the middle stages of growing it out arent the best
“Dude” is gender-appropriate for me for this post specifically
I just did by annual haircut and it's sorta short now. At peak length I look like I'm in Motley Crue and it's pretty tight but gets hard to deal with.
This is quite true. Long hair is very nice.
What about cis haired long dudes?
Lmao
Hey thanks
Hey...
Thanks comrade
Fuck US business culture for practically mandating the buzzcut. Let me be a QT anime boy, dammit.
I had so many compliments when I had long hair.
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I haven't had a haircut since 2019 
What about dudes with dong hair?
All dongs are beautiful
And if you don't think it is, please please please please please don't message someone who's interacted with it about a minor genetic condition it has that isn't harmful or noticeable on you and the Wikipedia page had macro images. The case I had specifically was dude had like barely visible dick bumps thst were I guess this https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pearly_penile_papules
And they were too small to notice while mouth was on it, so don't wait til after and then send pics of a very extreme example. Even then nbd, but not flsttering pics on Wikipedia
I haven't had a haircut since before covid, after deciding I also I hate getting my hair cut.
Long in the winter, short in the summer
That's how I do it
I'm getting ready for the summer haircut and not excited about it
I stopped getting haircuts after I moved out of my parents place because it was too expensive. I cut my hair myself now, I like to keep it around my shoulders. I can still tie it up in a bun but it doesn't dip into my food or block my face anymore
I gotta support dudes with long hair, ngl. I won't even trans their genders, just for you 
Hell yeah puts wig over his crew cut
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