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[–] Norgur@fedia.io 46 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

A thermometer is just a speedometer for atoms.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 35 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wigglemeter. For atoms. That wiggle.

[–] Norgur@fedia.io 14 points 2 years ago

Atoms don't jiggle, jiggle, they move But they do wiggle, wiggle, fo sho!

[–] HottieAutie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Music is a pattern of wiggling air. Color is just a frequency of wiggling because all light is wiggling, but not a pattern of frequencies. I think it would be more congruent is the statement were "movies are just the wiggling of the electromagnetic field".

Follow me for more pedantic corrections!

Disclaimer: I am not technically a physicist.

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Not all colors are just a single frequency. Like, magenta can only exist as a sum of red and blue light. So colors are also patterns of wiggling

[–] fogstormberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I can't tell you how pleasing it is to see this take instead of the usual "magenta isn't real" bit

[–] lingh0e@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 years ago

Seriously. I'm tired of those goons parroting the usual magenda.

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

If magenta isn't real, then white isn't real either lmao

[–] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

No color is 'real'. Only frequencies are real. But colors are real in our minds, just as sound is.

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

None of the human senses are real. It's all just our brains trying to make sense of the limited information we can get

[–] huf@hexbear.net 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

color isnt even that, cos magenta isnt a frequency. color is a useful lie your brain tells itself about the materials it can see.

[–] D61@hexbear.net 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

brain gets information it can't process

"Sh**!"

picks thing at random

Me: "Why do I smell marshmallows when I look at that thing that isn't a marshmallow?"

[–] boogetyboo@aussie.zone 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is that why The Wiggles are both colourful and musical?

[–] not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] blackluster117@possumpat.io 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] ItsAFake@lemmus.org 4 points 2 years ago

Toot toot, chugga chugga, Big Red Car

[–] atamakahere@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Computer softwares are just fancy electron controller

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Computer softwares are just fancy ~~electron~~wiggle controller

Ftfy

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

In theory, it should be possible to using twerking as an instrument.

[–] genie@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

[–] blubton@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

One of Bob Dylans greatest achievement was understanding the importance of the Wiggle in music and he has incorporated it into many of his songs, most notably in his magnum opus, "Wiggle Wiggle" from 1990. Experts and scientists are still in disagreement as to whether or not the song "Wilbury Twist", from a band Dylan was in, is the greatest song of all time, but they agree that, as James Joyce noted, "the Wiggle is strong in that one."

Because of these songs Bob Dylan is the only songwriter in history to have been rewarded the Nobel prize for the literature. In his speech after receiving the prize Dylan could not stop talking about Moby Dick. Personally I think the genius that is Bob Dylan used Moby Dick as an inspiration for his music because the movement of the whale when swimming is a Wiggle: with this speech he once more showed the world that the Wiggle is what "keeps music moving forward".

Ah, the whale! What a beautiful metaphor for music! Oh man! Admire and model thyself after the whale!

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

Na Na Na Na Na Na—ow my blood pressure!

[–] blusterydayve26@midwest.social 5 points 2 years ago

Thereby, LMFAO was proved to be the best musicians ever. QED.

“Wiggle wiggle wiggle, yeah.”

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

What's non wiggling light?

[–] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 2 points 2 years ago

Light as it percieves itself

[–] genie@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

The same light but in it's particle era

[–] Lucien@hexbear.net 0 points 2 years ago

And with that, FiskFisk33 was enlightened.

[–] thericcer@reddthat.com 2 points 2 years ago

"You are only coming through in waves" - Pink Floyd's Comfortably Numb

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

pretty sure this lady was my art teacher.

who once said to me. "I think it's time you accept you have no talent for art." (Yeah lady, I knew that already. It's not like I chose to be there. still you probably shouldn't say that to a fifth grader.... even if that clay mask was truly atrocious..)

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

massage my tape heads.