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[–] mozz@mbin.grits.dev 78 points 1 year ago (17 children)

That’s pretty much exactly what he said, he just took a long time to say it, which was what led to the deep, deep regret on the part of the doctor. He was dusting up on a ladder, drinking tea, totally naked, and then he fell, and oh no look what has happened now.

[–] flicker@lemmy.world 59 points 1 year ago (16 children)

There's a montage from Scrubs where a bunch of people claim "I fell on it" that ends in the last guy shrugging and saying, "I was bored."

I respect the fuck out of the last guy.

[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Also a hilarious scene in Sirens when they drive the ambulance over a bump to dislodge the coke bottle from a guys ass

[–] mozz@mbin.grits.dev 5 points 1 year ago

Also

If you like dark comedy movies and you haven't seen Bringing out the Dead, you really should

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