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A guy came into the ER with a teacup up his ass.
The doctor asked how it happened.
The doctor said, in the writing where I was reading about this whole event: “What followed was a long and startling story that I immediately regretted asking for.”
"If that ever happens, you need two things and two things quickly: a pair of ice tongs and a friend who can keep a secret."
-Dave Attell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaHENCqbwQw&t=230s