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[–] mozz@mbin.grits.dev 271 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (38 children)

A guy came into the ER with a teacup up his ass.

The doctor asked how it happened.

The doctor said, in the writing where I was reading about this whole event: “What followed was a long and startling story that I immediately regretted asking for.”

[–] Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"If that ever happens, you need two things and two things quickly: a pair of ice tongs and a friend who can keep a secret."

-Dave Attell

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