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[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Geico is another one of those us company names that just baffles my Anglo brain.

Is it just the result of 8 billion corporate mergers and Geico is the soulless name that just happened to be spat out the end?

[–] Roonerino@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It was originally an acronym, Government Employees Insurance Company.

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

which is baffling in the usual yankee way of something sounding like it's a government program when it is in fact an absurdly conceived private entity. auto insurance for government employees based on the frankly insane hunch that a government employee is magically less likely to wreck a car.

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

The moment i found out that “right to work” has nothing to do with guaranteed employment. Even wikipedia had to include a disclaimer that the American version has nothing to do with the internationally understood definition.

[–] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

SPRINT means "Southern Pacific Railroad Internal Network Telephony"

[–] Roonerino@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Railroad you say? stalin-garrison

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

But they have a cute gecko mascot!

I avoid ads like the plague so the first time I learned about it was in a Reddit thread. I'm American but I never felt less American my whole life. I had no idea what Geico was and why it/they had a mascot. Somebody called it the "Geico lizard" which outraged some Redditors who corrected the OP by telling them repeatedly it was a gecko. When I googled - I had a good laugh. My guess was that it was anime related or maybe something related to a band maybe? I'll never understand how passionate Americans can be about a marketing tool.

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

the word for gecko in mandarin 壁虎 (bìhǔ) translates literally to "wall tiger"

[–] CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Geckos are literally lizards… what?

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I suppose at that time the Reddit hivemind thought of geckos as lizards+ due to their special feet, one kind of gecko can vocalize, some (all?) geckos can clean their eyes with their tongue, (etc?). That was years ago but if I'm right - they still think that way.

[–] CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah you’re def right and death to reddit

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

emizeko wrote...

the word for gecko in mandarin 壁虎 (bìhǔ) translates literally to "wall tiger"

Maybe the hivemind is aware of that to so a gecko can't be just a mere "lizard".

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

What if he had insurance but it was for the fellas?

Oh shit we've excluded half the population, change the letters slightly