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Do you go spelunking with your tongue or do you just touch tips?

There is no in between

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[–] TheWurstman@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's not a sexual fixation on an object or non-sexual body part or act. Tongue kissing is very much a conventional romantic and sexual act.

[–] TheWurstman@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Like you do realise that not all cultures kiss?

[–] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

True, but the vast majority do, and all the ones that do consider tongue kissing an expression of romance and sexual intent.

Besides, your rebuttal here only applies to the word "conventional" - it's still not a sexual fixation on something non-sexual. So what makes it a fetish?

[–] TheWurstman@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Because it’s a fetish look professor I don’t feel like arguing with you mouths aren’t sex organs the last time I checked can we just agree to disagree

[–] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"It is because it is". I wouldn't worry, you're not arguing with me.

[–] TheWurstman@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Precisely

Edit: Some things are because they are I couldn’t put it better myself

[–] TheWurstman@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Anyways here is an LSD cyclops that I offer to you as a gesture of peace