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Anon entertains himself while his parents are gone (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Tb0n3@sh.itjust.works 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's only what OP thinks happened. In reality his house was getting broken into and they saw his Buffalo Bill ass and turned around.

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 2 points 1 year ago

Would you hey, hey, hey me? I'd hey, hey, hey me...