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[โ€“] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 44 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This shit is so funny. They'll do anything except improve material conditions. Next you'll have to sign a contract before they remove the state-mandated chastity belt on your partner promising you intend to procreate. If the Ministry of Birth finds out you pulled out, straight to jail.

[โ€“] machiabelly@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Cumming on the breasts? Straight to jail. Using protection? Jail. Not using lube? Also jail. Using too much lube? Interestingly enough, also jail. underwet / overwet.