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I was hoping this was real :(
What if we changed it to "Mexican warns of remorseless criminals north of the boarder"?
Dammit, I ate the onion until your comment. I was thinking Mexico might build some sort of wall to keep the riff raff out of Mexico.
Omg, I chewed that whole bite without realizing it wasn't an apple...