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Tragedy Strikes After Malfunctioning Wind Turbine Spills Wind All Over Farmer’s Field
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Someone take an assload of Dawn Liquid Soap and let's scrub all the wildlife clean!
I was there and got some of the wind on me. Most of it is in my butt crack. Chop chop, get scrubbing.
It's nature's pocket. Also make sure Tronn4 doesn't pick your pocket.
Eh, he's earned the 3 Werther's Originals I carry in my pocket