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What came first, the hammer or the nail?
Rock
I am ASTOUNDED that in his whole wrestling career he never got covered in paper. Or did a cameo on The Office where Micheal Scott is throwing boxes of paper at him screaming "PAPER BEATS ROCK!!! PAPER BEATS ROCK!!!"
It's a weird stipulation in his contracts that he never be seen "losing," vain as it may be.
Iirc Vin diesel is a similar little bitch, which led to them clashing on set during the car movies
Two Hollywood "Alphas" on the same set. All you can do is grab some popcorn, sit back, and watch the fireworks.
When a tornado meets a volcano
I used to always confuse vin diesel and the rock when I was younger because they are both bald dudes
You would think someone that's spent so much of his life in entertainment would understand the basics of story telling.
And stone, yeeeaah!
Gimme some stone
The mallet
The hammer. You can use it on things that aren't nails.
Very true, and they say when you have a hammer everything looks like a nail so they'd need a hammer first to know what it looks like.
But you can also hit nails with things that aren't hammers.
You can hammer things that aren't nails and you can nail things that aren't hammers.
I generally don’t think of either of them as cumming
All I know is that can opener was invented almost 50 years after the can.
The chicken