Melbourne

I go down to Coles maybe once or twice a week and everytime I go I end up helping an elderly customer.

Today an old duck asked the Coles worker for a pen and paper so she could write down some measurements. He didn't have any so suggested he put them in her phone. I said I've pen and paper so then the useless prick walked away. I then of course got told why the measurements were needed for this special buys mirror. She was also hard of hearing so it basically got shouted at me. 😂

Last week I got ambushed by one that kindly asked if I could read the sugar content on a pack of liquorice cos she got the diabetes and can't have too many or she'll end up on the floor. I replied "or on the toilet".

The week before it was an old codge looking for dried pineapple because his mate made this unreal dessert and he'd like to replicate it.

I swear to God I do not encourage life stories from our elderly folk. They cannot help but spill their guts to me. Anyway I'm happy to help but I think Coles and Aldi need to start paying me for my impeccable customer service.