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This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  1. Do not post good posts.
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  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

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[–] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

that's me with the Bronner

that's me in the shower

with the schizophrenic bottle

before smart phones, reading the soap/shampoo/conditioner bottles was the toilet move. and the dr. bronner bottle is the supreme leader of bottles to read. if only the timecube guy had made a soap bottle, though timecube guy has darker visions imo. bronner is like the "all is love" guy offering orange slices at the chill tent.

Who else but God can make love last, one trillion years of sweet eternities?! For when conquered after years of hardworking absolute cleanliness, toil, sweat, blood, love can strike like greased lightning sent by God to spark mere dust to intense blazing fire and create new love, faith-hope-guts-strength as only God inspires, create the unity of the human race in Astronomy’s Eternally Tremendous, All-One-God-Faith, as all mankind desires! Bronner’s Lavender Soap quart poem teaches ‘How to love’ uniting all-one above! Above! Who else but God!

his (emanuel bronner) wiki entry is wild.

apparently he left germany at the age of 21 in fear of the rising nazi party and could not convince his parents to follow. he received a mostly redacted postcard from his father that said, "you were right" before they murdered. haunting.

for doing some peaceful protest at the age of 38 just after ww2, the univ of chicago dean had him arrested and committed to a mental asylum with shock treatments before he was able to escape.