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lmao, but he will wiggle.

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[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 145 points 2 years ago (7 children)

Trump imprisoned and removed from ballots.

No other Republican able to run on their ticket.

Biden polling in the drain.

Bernie can still win. Trust the plan, this is Our Revolution.

[–] Rx_Hawk@hexbear.net 85 points 2 years ago (2 children)

This is how we actually end up with RFK Jr lol

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 58 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Maybe he'll turn out to be a communist and provide everyone with brainworms!

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 46 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Rx_Hawk@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago

Worms in control

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

"The goal of communism is to instill every worker with brainworms." - Stalin, 1935

[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

I would love to see that reality and how libs would develop an RFK derangement syndrome.

[–] SpasmodicColon@hexbear.net 81 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] hexthismess@hexbear.net 65 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Ok how is there a Hilary moon emoji on hand?

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago

In Marvel Guardians of thr Galaxy there is a celestial named Ego, the living planet. Her ego is the size of a planet.

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] KurtVonnegut@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

Yes. And The Economist made the Xi Button emote for us: xi-button

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

OMG unironically. Here I thought it was just a bit. hahaha

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

Pretty sure the person who made it thought they were doing a bit but no idea what the people who ran it were thinking. Perhaps something along the lines of "Yes, FleshOrb Hillary is exactly what the inscrutable elder gods desire!"

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 56 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 33 points 2 years ago (1 children)

A guillotine maker sits solemnly, knowing his trade is no longer needed

Then he hears The Internationale in the distance and picks his hammer back up

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Alors, zis will be ze end of La Guillotinerie! But wait, could it be? Mon dieu, zat's Stalin's music!

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Jeri "Le Monarque" Lawlierre

[–] bleaume@hexbear.net 33 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] SpasmodicColon@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Bah, why dull a perfectly good blade on him... Do the old "wall and send his family a bill for the ammo" routine

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

Consider this: it would be very funny

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 38 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Trump imprisoned and removed from ballots.

Trump what from the ballots? What slur was here??

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 32 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm so sorry for the confusion everyone, my mom doesn't let me say swears words normally but she gave me permission to explain it here.

I said doodyhead.

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I said [CENSORED].

Wow. I can excuse slurs, but I draw the line at being rude!

[–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 35 points 2 years ago

I want to see how dnc would react if that happened

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago

removed from the ballots

Woah woah, slow down

We're not on the moon yet

[–] crispy_lol@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago