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badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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I FUCKING HATE JACK. FUCKING ENGLISH BASTARD.
Why does Jack sell his family cow for 'magic' beans??
Why does he then proceed to take advantage of the kindness given to him by the giant's wife?? She gives him food every time his smarmy ass climbs up the beanstalk and then lies to her husband three times to cover for his pasty ass so he doesn't get ground into human flour. How does the englishman return this kindness?? He first steals their gold. Okay you broke bitch, fair enough. Don't climb up that beanstalk again. Oh wait, you're doing it again??? You're stealing their golden egg laying hen??? Surely this will ensure your happiness and prosperity for decades. You will cut down the beanstalk and save everyone further trouble, yes??
No. You climb up a third time, "hullo luv 'ave you goit any bread or mushy peas for me" and the giant's wife, in her kindness feeds you a third time and hides you from her husband. "Oi, do you 'ave a loicense for that harp?! No? I best take it, innit" and, in his rage, the giant chases your scrawny ass halfway down the beanstalk. but instead of running away for good once you're home free, you chop the beanstalk down and kill the giant?! you've ruined an entire marriage you thieving bastard
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