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It would be so funny if billionaires went to Mars and got stuck and were like "Aww shit man there's nothing here..." (hexbear.net)
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[–] ColonelKataffy@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

they'd be fine; they're billionaires. they'll bootstrap themselves back to earth just like matt damon

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

In the book/movie it required a lot of help from China so if it happened irl it would be super funny if China was like "lol no"

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

you see, billionaires are perfectly reasonable and completely tolerant of the idea of eating a potato they grew with their own shit, if said shit potato was the only food source available for hundreds of millions of miles, they're just normal people, like you or me, you see?