Luther (‘A perverse and pestilent monk, who left his monastery only in search of new cocks to suck’), women (‘God’s proof that He does not love us’), bread (‘Pale, tasteless filth’), the afternoon (‘This useless desert of time I must endure seven times a week, while fools go grinning in the sunshine—is there not a river to drown them?’), the colours red (‘Vile, Popish shade’) and green (‘The gaudiness of heathenry’), the sky (‘A gawping-cloth for the feeble-minded’), water (‘See how they suck it up, as if Satan were not lord of this world, and the liquid that wells up from its depths were not the very piss of Satan’), and his own fingers (‘Swinish instruments’).

[–] JamesConeZone@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago

This man was made for 2004 Xbox live

[–] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago

the afternoon (‘This useless desert of time I must endure seven times a week, while fools go grinning in the sunshine—is there not a river to drown them?’)

i love this man

[–] sir_this_is_a_wendys@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago

This dude was an elite hater

[–] Leon_Frotsky@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

women (‘God’s proof that He does not love us’)

grillman

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

pants: shid

Barb: left

[–] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

Truly he was the ur-Redditor that lived.

[–] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

the sky (‘A gawping-cloth for the feeble-minded’)

Replace IQ tests with making people look up at the sky. If they’re fond of it, they’re stupid.

[–] luciferofastora@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 year ago

The best feature of the sky is all the stuff that's behind it

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

his own fingers

When the hatred of everything that exists is genuine

[–] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

This guy would have loved (hated) HexBear

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

if R. Lee Ermey from Full Metal Jacket was a monk.

[–] Teekeeus@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

the afternoon (‘This useless desert of time I must endure seven times a week, while fools go grinning in the sunshine—is there not a river to drown them?’)

denji-just-like-me