chapotraphouse

Listen, fat. I built this pier up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was a sand beach. Other countries said I was daft to build a pier on a sand beach in a contested territory, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em. It broke loose and floated off. So, I built a second one. That sank into the ocean. So, I built a third one. That was hit by rockets, broke loose, sank and capsized, but the fourth one... stayed up! And that's what you're gonna get, Jack: the strongest pier in these waters.