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[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 46 points 1 year ago (7 children)

What an absolutely shitty peppering string.

[–] Peter_Arbeitslos@discuss.tchncs.de 58 points 1 year ago (6 children)

The code file has 32.171 lines, at least after beautifing it. 1MB fucking js code.

[–] mynachmadarch@kbin.social 36 points 1 year ago (4 children)

And this is why I hate all web development and the fact that most jobs are web bs these days. Everything has so much crud baked in and including twelve modules with a million functions just to do anything is the norm.

Giving my back my beautiful optimized assembly dangit.

[–] Luccus@feddit.de 7 points 1 year ago

Me: Can I have (small template parser)?

Stackoverflow: No, we have (small template parser) at home.

Small template parser at home: Full-stack web framework

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