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It's the dunk tank.

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[–] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Sometimes I wish I could resurrect him just so he could see how amazingly he predicted the world to come, but then I think within 10 minutes of seeing how bad it's got he'd throw himself in front of a bus

[–] ped_xing@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago (3 children)

There's a bus coming in 10 minutes? Ooh la la, now the feds you know you're in a fancy town.

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

TFW you miss the bus by 10 seconds and now you’re an hour late for work

[–] lapis@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

TFW you miss the bus by 10 seconds and now you have to wait until the morning to throw yourself in front of the next one.

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

by then you could probably just drink yourself to death... or at least have a worthy attempt

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

Your town has any non-car transportation AT ALL? Hey everyone, get a load of Mr. Moneybags over here.

Sorry to burst your bubble, fancy lad, but Hexbear doesn’t take too kindly to the bourgeoisie. I don’t think this site is for you.