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“Veterans” who spent 15 years shitting in an air-conditioned port-a-potty fail to fight actual war
BURGER KING DEPLOYED
Burger King truck: deployed
Waste management (burn pits): dug out
Buildings (six sheets of drywall): built
It's military base time
For some reason I'm imagining a giant robot from fallout serving up a burger of liberty saying catch lines like "now serving up democracy" while throwing burger bombs or "I hope you like it flame broiled" while shooting geysers of napalm