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[–] Linkerbaan@lemmy.world 82 points 2 years ago (5 children)

This is why you need to always make sure to put fresh chicken blood in the car radiator. It fixes every issue with a car especially faulty hydraulics.

[–] match@pawb.social 36 points 2 years ago

My Tesla Cybertruck 2024 unexpectedly died, required towing, had a blinking light on the dash, but I fixed the problem by finding the camera below the front bumper and taping over it with duct tape. Worked immediately!

[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago

Fill your blinker fluid reservoir with synthetic chicken blood, it’s made to last longer.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Add a little cedar sawdust and you might be onto something

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Shitposts aside the egg trick works for a few miles on a lightly leaking radiator. It got me twenty five miles and three days until the new radiator arrived in this rattletrap I had what was literally held together with duct tape and hope.

[–] dgerard@awful.systems 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] blakestacey@awful.systems 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Fresh chicken blood is excellent for removing rust and graffiti from a CyberTruck!

[–] froztbyte@awful.systems 8 points 2 years ago

....oh man we're totally going to get a subculture of folklore-fixes for cybertruck problems, aren't we?

that should be a great couple laughs