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i'm guessing bezos knows he's a super genius so he'll certainly figure out how to solve the inherent problems with replacing journalists with chatbots
eventually only himself and a select few "senior editor" prompt engineers will be filling the pages of wapo with only what bezos knows to be true and objective
he'll get a 4th or 5th generation neuralink and start injecting streams of content into his cortex; his merest thoughts will become headlines, pages of op-eds, targeted advertisements, ai-generated video of the pundit class dramatically arguing against unionizing
and there he'll finally ascend into a universe of his own creation, a god at last, far removed from the trifles of reality, the wealthiest and smartest man in all of history
Or so he thought, until...