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[โ€“] Aux@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wut? Delivery is much cheaper than hauling yourself. Are you bloody nuts?

So paying someone extra money, above and beyond the cost of an item, is somehow cheaper than not paying them that money?
You must be a lawyer, or in finance, because they're the only ones that I know that can come up with crazy math like that and fully believe it.