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It must be a Goodboy on his way to an MLP convention! I'm sure his healthy athletic frame is too much for conventional seats... He's sure to have a cache of honey mustard stored under one of his folds, just use that to lube him up and he'll slide right into that seat!
I hope they have plenty of Cheetos and Mountain Dew on that train, if his sugars get too low he might faint!
Hate to tell you but I donโt think they have Cheetos or Mountain Dew in the UK.
Oh sorry, how about Prawn Crisps and Irn Bru then?
Who the fuck eats prawn crisps?!??
People who are too fat to ride the train?
Prawn Cocktail Crisps. Big lad Stephen Nolan's favourite. Lovely.