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[–] alexandra_kollontai@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)

the what camera??

becoming ceo of amazon and renaming the doorbell product line to Fuck You, I Can See You When You're Sleeping

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Do not observe the Porcelain Man.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Bezos has unofficially leaked that he likes the cut of your jib. He needs just the right guy for Amazon's mostly top secret military DeathMachines division. It could be a huge sideways promotion for you. Space is the final frontier and Bezos wants to become a trillionaire before he dies.

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Just waiting for the subscription-based, anal print toilet to dominate restrooms.