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How the dinosaurs really died (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by siriusmart@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.world

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Writing prompt: Wishing on a shooting star is real, but every wish you make causes the "shooting star" to leave a crater somewhere on Earth. The bigger the wish, the bigger the crater.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

“I wish this shooting star didn’t leave a crater”

Checkmate atheists.

[–] seaQueue@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's just asking for a large near-c rock. Can't leave a crater if there's nothing remaining at all.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

At that size is it really a shooting star? I suppose technically it is (a meteor) but it would take up half the sky for the split second you could see it before dying in hell fire.

[–] sus@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

aliens decide to shoot a literal star at earth

[–] Zink@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

It could just be the Centauri and their thrice damned mass drivers again.

[–] seaQueue@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Do we need to split hairs on money's paw wish fulfillment?

[–] faerbit@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Since this is a pretty big wish, the crater would be larger than earth. Checkmate dinosaurs

[–] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Well done, you've created a wish paradox! Now we are all equally blessed and fucked.

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Moon be like

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

But there, shooting stars are more like not-so-pretty surprise bombs. Get an atmosphere douchebags.