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This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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Kids you gotta, just, just, get the hell in there and make babies, understand? You young kids aren't having kids! But don't have sex either because it's bad before marriage. Use a condom but remember again, don't have sex, but you gotta have sex because young people aren't making babies?

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[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

No no no no no, at my highschool the gym teacher(s)(there were two lmao) just taught sex ed by default. One was a seventy year old man, the other described his class as "the college of sexual knowledge". The elderly felloe told me that "transsexuals are very confused people" and referred to breasts as "headlamps", that guy was fuckin wild.

I was a very confused transsexual in that class desolate but I did like "don't be a fool, wrap your tool", it actually wasn't the world's worst sex ed, especially given it was in rural Klanada.