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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

Anon likes bikes (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 years ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] FunkyMonk@kbin.social 15 points 2 years ago (13 children)

You had me till the BuY AnOthER OnE, Pay me imaginary strawman. I do love bikes though, so do the fuckers that keep taking mine.

[–] Hyperreality@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You have enough money for a pair of bolt cutters.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If you're big enough, you just need money for a balaclava.

[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

Hmmmm baklavas

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