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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

I can crack the protection on photoshop and just pirate it; how do I kidnap people and crack them to be my friends in a similar manner?

[–] BuckenBerry@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Have you considered finding any open source friends?

Propriety friends are more likely to betray you or only be friends because you help complete their homework causing you to equate your intelligence to your self worth eventually leading to depression and an unhealthy fear of being cheated on even if you have never been in a relationship.

Disclaimer: I have no idea what an open source friend is since I don't have any

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

You find open source friends the same way you find open source software... through cool t-shirts.

[–] Neato@ttrpg.network 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Compliments and repeating what they say back to them while asking questions, I've found.

[–] moody@lemmings.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Compliments and repeating what they say back to them while asking questions? So cool!

[–] Neato@ttrpg.network 4 points 2 years ago

I feel like you really get me.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Anything is possible with Stockholm syndrome!

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 2 years ago

What if they don't like Muse?

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

No need for a van. You already had me with drugs.

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Don't forget the puppy