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[โ€“] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was tempted to get back into shoplifting yesterday morning when I went to the grocery store to get flowers and saw the prices. If I could have jammed that vase into my back pocket, I probably would have tried it.

[โ€“] Rekorse@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 year ago

Seriously! Shoulda saved up all my shopliftings instead of wasting them all years ago when everything was already cheap!

I got crime FOMO