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I agree
oatmeal raisin > chocolate chip
any day of the week
Sure, but have you heard of our lord and savior, Oatmeal Chocolate Chip?
There's something about the fruity spice that complements the chewy texture from the oatmeal so well. If I'm having chocolate chip in a cookie, I want it to be a buttery, gooey one.
Cookie connoisseur, you know what you like and how to articulate it, hot.
Those cookies really help the dad bod 😏
I bet 😉
What's your favorite kind of cookie?
White chocolate macadamia nut