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All-American Hero: Master Sergeant John C. Woods. (hexbear.net)
submitted 1 year ago by Alaskaball@hexbear.net to c/memes@hexbear.net
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Rumors say he also designed the trap doors so they'd be too small for the perpetrator to fall through so most of them also hit their face on the edge as they fell

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[โ€“] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

also about Mr. Woods:

He only got the job by lying about his previous experience as an executioner in Texas

It would have taken about 3 minutes to figure out those claims were false as there hadn't been a hanging in Texas since John was born

Either the army didn't bother to check his resume or they did and didn't care that he had no experience

[โ€“] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

Considering the folks they left in his expert care, I'd say the latter