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remember, if your gf isn't open source and running locally, you don't own her (lemmy.ml)
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[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My partner insists on syncing data to Facebook - even a locally running instance may introduce privacy breaches.

[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You can try imprisoning her with a wall of fire.

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

What kind of kinky valentine's day do you have planned!

[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 2 years ago

Maybe he'll revoke her superuser permissions.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

hot and bothered night of cleaning up python scripts and reflashing router firmware.