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submitted 1 year ago by corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Oh yes, im an EXPERIENCED worker who would LOVE to have a POSITION with you. I'd do ANYTHING for a...JOB ;) ;) ;)

Fuck off outta here with that shit, my resume says everything you need to know, I wouldn't give it to you if I didnt wanna work

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[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Cover letters are the worst because I'm also going to have to the same bullshit groveling during the interview too.

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"So what makes you wanna work here?"

"It's in my cover letter."

"OK, can you tell me about your past jobs?"

"It's in my resume."

[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

Prescreener interviews rock.