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Giving 50 billion to the CEO will totally save the company. The company has not made this much profit yet thoughout it's history.

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[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Heard a clip on Western Kabuki, and if that's not Elon Musk then it's the guy who does the Elon Tusk voice on Rick & Morty.

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

On Knowledge Fight they go back and forth between it being Elon, his brother, or a really good impersonator who's doing it so people think he's Elon. It's pretty spot-on and Alex Jones immediately goes into m'lord mode thinking it's actually Elon. I think it is Elon because he had that other weird account roleplaying as his child. The world's loneliest boy is inventing imaginary friends to tell him how smart he is.

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Alex Jones immediately goes into m'lord mode

This cybertruck serfdom bit che-laugh

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

It's great. Alex stops whatever the episode is about to make it a show about interviewing Adrian as if he's Elon Musk. Because Alex was unbanned by Elon personally, he feels personally indebted and is completely submissive.