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[–] slurpyslop@kbin.social 59 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (17 children)

very clearly the best metal is mercury because it's the only one you can drink at room temperature

[–] bi_tux@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

but you can eat potassium at room temperature

[–] slurpyslop@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago
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