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[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Learn to cook. You can get fat much cheaper that way.

[–] Renegade_roosteR@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] Jimbo@yiffit.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

mostly big pots of chicken and rice or bolognese sauce.

You drink big pots of bolognese sauce?

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

He just has chickens with varriable resistance.

[–] Jimbo@yiffit.net 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Do tell

If I could make food that can make me gain weight for a reasonable price and not be bland I'd be pretty happy

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago
  1. Chicken stock: rotisserie chicken + like $5 worth of veg makes you like two gallons of it

  2. Congee: boil rice in chicken stock until it's a porridge consistency, add eggs, chicken, veg, whatever. Absolutely delicious and a thousand calorie serving costs like $3.

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] DerisionConsulting@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I assume you mean to add MSG to bland food to make it taste better, and not that MSG somehow makes you gain weight?

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Tastier food->bigger appetite->bigger weight

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

if i knew how to cook id be 500 pounds. i have to nerf myself