I became a teacher last year and the amount of incredible, complex, highly coordinated dancing they pretty much all do is incredible. I saw a 5 year old do a whacky fortnite squat dance into a back handspring. What?!

At least I could teach them the Macarena so I had something to offer because goddamn.

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[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

they should do dances i already know like the mashed potato.

alternatively, i need a cover of Do You Love Me that use fortnight dances

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Do You Love Me is so exactly what old rimey rock sounds like that it loops back to timeless. It's like Jojnny B Good, it immediately evokes 50s rock but you can use it anywhere regardless.