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[–] Elon_Musk@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago (3 children)

That depends on what your definition of "crushes" is

[–] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That bone is at least fractured to say nothing of the flexor tendons and ligaments, hate to see what happens once the adrenaline runs out, crush injuries are deceptive cause they're not always bloody

[–] Elon_Musk@hexbear.net 50 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is defamation and I'll see you in court

[–] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Elon_Musk@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago

They're my children now. They will work on the mohole drilling platforms on mars.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Masterful gambit sir! Using the up-yours-woke-moralists of defining everything subjectively line of argumentation is truly a sign of your intellect!

[–] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

The wokes keep changing definitions for everything. Who knows what they mean when they say “unsafe” and “crushes”. For all we know, they could be referring to their tiktoks!