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^ Specific question. Guess they also asked if they would like Bruce Wayne.

I fundementally have NO idea what the answer here is lmao.

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[–] itappearsthat@hexbear.net 49 points 1 year ago (16 children)

they would hate bruce wayne as like a soros-type figure and love batman as a good honest citizen who beats the shit out of (SLUR REMOVED)

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 46 points 1 year ago (15 children)

Yes. Meanwhile libs would love Wayne as a good woke billionaire and publicly handwring about Batman's breaches of civility while quietly enjoying the way he Cleans Up The City. r/gotham would be full of phone vids of him "nonlethally" pulverizing guys' spines while all the comments cheer.

Communists would hate both (the correct position)

[–] Smeagolicious@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

there was that one time though, when he did a real cool thing. too bad this isn't what he does 99% of the time

[–] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Smeagolicious@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mans literally walking into a mine with an actual top hat and cane, doing some casual sexual harassment as one does. Supes not having any of it apparently porky-scared

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Supes orchestrated the whole situation specifically to teach the mine owner a lesson after rescuing miners from a cave in. You can read it

[–] Smeagolicious@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

kitty-cri-screm nooooo supes just leave their ass down there

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Congratulations on your new policy. May it be a permanent one! (If it isn't you can expect another visit from Superman!)"

[–] Smeagolicious@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

I respect the intervention on behalf of the miners superman rat-salute-2 but you're too kind sometimes

[–] itappearsthat@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

does he have a mustache here or is that just shadows lmao

[–] Smeagolicious@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

Definitely the shadows but I fw Batman w/ a Stalin stache givin rich fucks the gulag

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